The CLOUT QUEENS roster: all 10 playable waifus, and which one you should main
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Ten playable queens. Every one of them has a different answer to the same question, and the one you pick decides both how the ladder feels and which collection your discount codes land in.
Here is the honest version of each.
SAKURA — "That Lewd Girl"
Standard · Mid-range · Easy. The measuring stick. A projectile, a rising attack, and no bad matchups — everything you learn on her transfers to everyone else. Pink-haired, undefeated, the original. Soft surface, iron underneath. Start here if you have never played a fighting game.
Drops from the Lewd Waifu collection.
NAMI — "Neko Girl"
Rushdown · Close · Normal. Fastest walk speed on the roster and a lunging Pounce to close the gap. She hits light, so she has to hit often. Cat-eared, chronically online, runs on energy drinks and audacity. Pick her if you would rather be the one applying pressure.
Drops from the Neko Waifu collection.
ARIA — "Kawaii Queen"
Technical · Close · Normal. Sugar Rush covers her on wake-up, and Soft Power turns your best read into your worst one. She takes less damage than she looks like she should. Pastels at maximum volume, softness as a flex.
Drops from the Kawaii Waifu collection.
AKANE — "Crash Out Baddie"
Aggressive · Mid-range · Normal. She gets stronger the worse it goes — under 30% health everything she throws hurts 20% more. Built to be behind. She is on the ladder to collect on someone who did her dirty, and that someone is the final boss.
Drops from the Tsundere Waifu collection.
SUKI — "Ecchi Waifu"
Tricky · Mid-range · Hard. Two counters and nothing else. Whiff the read and you eat the round; land it and your opponent stops pressing buttons entirely. One button past the line, always on purpose.
Drops from the Ecchi Waifu collection.
VENUS — "Dommy Mommy"
Grappler · Close · Hard. Slow, heavy, unblockable. "Heel!" does not care what you are holding, and her super ends the conversation. Apex predator — she does not request, she instructs.
Drops from the Hentai Waifu collection.
MOMO — "Sneaky Link"
Tricky · All-range · Hard. Sneaky Link teleports her behind you for free. It deals no damage on its own — the damage is whatever you do with the corner it just stole. Looks like candy, operates in shadow.
Drops from the Strawberry Waifu collection.
RIN — "Shy Waifu"
Zoner · Long-range · Easy. Quiet Storm from full screen, all day. Her super is five hits of enormous damage for anyone who finally gets in. Soft-spoken otaku, secretly the most skilled cosplayer in the scene, and she lets the work speak.
Drops from the Otaku Waifu collection.
KURA — "Delulu Waifu"
Aggressive · Mid-range · Hard. Sakura with the safety off. Her Delulu dash travels an unpredictable distance — including to her. Sakura's twin: same root name, opposite soul. The talented sister the sponsors would not touch.
Drops from the Yandere Waifu collection.
SORA — "Demure Waifu"
Technical · Mid-range · Hard. The gatekeeper. She takes the least damage of anyone on the roster and answers one clean hit with three hundred of it. Reigning queen of the scene, demure to the point of unreadable. Not a villain — the final exam.
Drops from the UwU Waifu collection.
So which one?
If you have never played a fighter: Sakura or Rin. If you want to be aggressive: Nami or Akane. If you want to punish people for being aggressive: Aria or Suki. If you want to win one interaction and end the round: Venus. If you want the hardest version of the game: Kura or Sora.